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Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Whateva!

** Song of the Day: Timbaland - Apologize **

I have a video to show you and it speaks for itself.
Take a look


Monday, December 03, 2007

Im Back!

** Song of the Day: Banana - Peanut Butter Jelly **

First off ... let me apologize for taking forever to start blogging again. Its been quite a while since I last blogged and it is extremely unlike me to not. But for the record.... all you people are not so nice either with the nagging lol. Sheesh!

Anyway ... Heres the strange thing... you know how I got married and everything and how there was a humungo wedding and the whole thing. I know I was there and the whole nervousness and spaz attacks happened but now when I look back and pictures and stuff... I cant seem to believe that its actually done and over with. Its a really strange feeling. Not really the kind of feeling you expect. Its not a bad thing... its a good thing but its just strange. You expect things to be all different and you to be in some sort of "oh my god im married" state ... but it actually feels no different from before. Ok minus the fact that I now live in a different house and hardly get to see my parents and brothers and everyone else but thats a different story. lol. Anyway... point is... I look back at the shadi pictures and video and I still cant believe that was me. I dont look like myself in those pictures.... to myself I mean. Everyone else says I do. So I guess its just me. And thats when that whole thing I just said before about the lack of "oh my god im married" feeling lol. I am still waiting for it to "hit me" lol. If it ever does. I now start to get the feeling that there really never is any "hit" lol.

So after all that was done and over ... we went to Spain... which was amazing!!!!!!!!
I dont really have much to say about it really. Its kind of a blur at the moment. It was nice to get away after the whole shadi stress that lasted a good 3 months. We hung out... relaxed ... did some touristy stuff AND THEN went to a game!! lol. Which was the highlight of our trip. lol That is quite sad since we were on our honeymoon but hay... a football game is a football game. lol So yeah... honeymoon was awesome!!

I was going to write more... alot more and there were to be alot of pictures... but I seem to have no patience for it at the moment. So the blogging will contiue... but a little later lol. In the meantime... you guys can watch this instead:



C ya lata.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Shadi Log # No Idea

** Song of the Day: Dig A Tunnel - Lion King 1 and a Half **

So the wedding is coming up super fast. Believe it or not ... theres only 21 days remaining. 21!!!!!
First of all let me just say ... these people at work have this counter going on that gets updated every day on my board and its starting to really stress me out. If you have ever noticed ... I know exactly how much time is remaining every day lol that would be because of the freakin count down. Anyway so the stress is I think now almost at its peak. I have absoultly no time for anything. Rozay not helping my situation much. All this wrapping up of last min things is quite the annoyance at the moment. However ... I think that if my freakin vendors co-operated ... it would make my life alot easier. I have my lovely Naphisha who refuses to respond back to me till its wayy too late. I have Mr. Ross who things he some sort of shit and can't respond to e mails. I have my center pieces that I can't for the life of me find sand for. And ... well for now I think mentioning those 3 things alone is making me a little pissed. If you know what I mean. Anyway But so far so good. I do have everything covered which is a good thing.

You know what I just realized .... this Eid is most probably the last Eid I will have that will be the normal Qureshi Eid. =( Because See before it was me with all you guys in the morning... then me with all you guys in the evening. Now its ganna be a Qudsia situation!!! Wow I just depressed myself a little bit. lol. Its exiciting but sad... but exciting ... but still a little bit sad. You know how that goes. (mmm ok maybe you dont but it still makes sense).

But one more exciting thing that I have to mention but for some reason I just dont want to Jinx anything soooo..... nazar-e-bad door aaaaaakkkhhh thoooo!!! lol. Me and Iqbal finally booked our tickets for Spain!!!!! Yay!!! I'm excited guys I'm really really excited! =) Its ganna be super fun!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!

I will kinda miss halloween this year ... but then again... Bhai and Meen wont be there . Asma wont be there. Hadi wont be there. Kash and Anu wont be there. What the heck has happened to us?!!!!!! Guys! You people gotta come back man. All of you. I dont think you guys realize how freakin boring it is in Toronto now. Watch ... next thing you know ... Nadias ganna be getting married and freakin moving away too. Sheesh! You guys gotta tone down the moving people. Not good! Families are supposed to get bigger as people get married. Not the other way around. You know?

Anyway ... thats all I got. That was really a shadi rant that may happen more often till the wedding. lol
Okey dokey. C ya lata!

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Feel Enjoy!

I have finally after years and years of un stoppable laughter decided that I will share. lol. Yes ... as strange as that sounds ... I have been holding out on you guys (ok maybe not but whatever i just felt like saying it ok hehe). Some of you guys have probably seen some of these. Let me just say ... I think this stuff comes from the funnest site ever created and I feel that I should thank the people who came up with it and Iqbal who showed me the site to begin with (please dont get a big head.... shit!). When I'm super pissed off or depressed ... this site has always cheered me up and brought me back to my Sarah-ness. I'm not ganna mention the name of the site because all the pictures kinda have it so I would like to not sound redundant. So here it is ... some of the funniest shit ever! lol








Monday, September 17, 2007

Brand Spankin' New

** Song of the Day: Adnan Sami - Barsaat **

Hullo....
You may have noticed that my blog looks nothing like it used to. I'm not qute sure as yet if I am happy that it had to change or not. It was ... in a way forced. Last time I blogged ... my template was fine but for some odd reason it messed up. And idiot that I am ... figured I didnt need to save the template that I created so I had absolutly nothing to back it up with. So as a result ... my blog now is orange. lol! I like it. But I did kinda like my other simple red and gray one better. But thats just me. It's kinda hard to get used to for me I think because its super bright lol.
Anyhow ... so thats that. Blog looks different now. Yay!
C ya lata.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Oh So Funny!

Hi Guys,
I was going through Saima's wedding pictures and came across this one.
I have actually seen this picture before but its funnier now than it was when I saw it.
Look at the picture... whats so funny about it? lol!!!

Want me to zoom in for you??? lol
Alright ... Here you go . . .










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TADA!!!!! LOL
I'm dying here lol.
Whats going on Momin. What the heck happened to you lol

Monday, August 13, 2007

Bolly-ness Disruption

** Song of the Day: Tujhe Dekha To - DDLJ **

I was feeling very Bollywood today. Don't ask why. I don't think I am able to answer such questions. But then something happened and all the Bolly-ness blew away into the wind with "the dupatta" during the sing-song. What was it that blew the Bolly-ness? Ok. Let me explain. Just stay with me here. It may get a little confusing...... Now I will not mention any names because I do not feel the need to do so at the moment so we will refer to this individual as "it" (lol). So ... Here goes:

It calls me while I am at work busy as hell.
IT: I'm going to get food for work ... wanna come?
ME: Sure
IT: Ok I will pick you up in the front
ME: Ok.

I get to the car and It is sitting there all giddy and singing away in all his Bolly-ness.
(yes if I'm feeling the Bolly-ness ... everyone is Bolly-fied)
I get into Its car and we drive off into the beautiful highway.
We get the food and what happens?

It decides to head to It's parking lot ... IT'S parking lot ... not mine ... and parks expecting me to walk away into the beautiful building across the beautiful imaginary field that is so far away.
I am not amused with It beause I am just not amused. I was picked up by It and then left in the dust (because of all the wind and sing song ofcourse) and expected to walk to work all on my own! When that happened... the beautiful field turned into the stupid idiot parking lot and the Bolly-ness was blown away with the "dupatta" and the "wind" and there was no longer any more sing song.

The Bolly-ness is gone and it is all It's fault! All IT'S fault!!!!
I hope your happy It! You donkey lover, Frog lover, monkey lover, worm lover, poop lover!
You killed the Bolly-ness!!!!

Friday, August 10, 2007

Trying to ...

Was going through a few of my pictures that I have taken over the year and found alot of interesting ones that I like to call 'Trying to' pictures. Here you go ... Take a look. I honestly do not remember what was happening when these pictures were taken but obviously I took them and should know but oh well lol. I can make it up lol.

Momi trying to flip the page with too much motivation and Hooriya trying to pray for her to get a papercut??


Seef trying to look Sexy with his single Ab.


Im sorry ... I have no idea. I dont understand this boy lol.


This picture was never meant to make it in here but its cute so ill leave it lol. Make it up guys make it up lol sheesh!


Chand Chacha trying to not get caught Thunga-ing lol


Iqbal trying to look hot and cool at the same time but looks more confused than anything else.


Haider trying to get in the picture
Fiza trying to bunny ear haider and still look cute for the picture
Sheri trying to not fall off the stair while trying to make it into the picture


God i donno what Haider is trying to do to my poor Hashim lol

Seef trying to get Haider to throw Hashim so he can catch him.
Hooriya trying to aim the white thing at Seef.


Kuki Phopho trying to eat the flower without Yahya Maamon noticing but she didnt fool him lol


Me trying to get over my "gotta stay on solid ground' thing


Maan Jaan trying to sleep but will I ever let him?? lol.


Hina fully trying to shoot me nicely while I try to save my camera and take a picture while Im at it. lol


Sumi trying to lock the rest of the kids into the tent ... no really ... thats really what she was trying to do. Evil kids I swear lol


Okey dokey thats all I got for now.
I am kinda at work pretending to look super busy because I dont want to do my work. lol Its Friday man. Who works on a Friday. "Give me a break" (as dad would say) lol!
Alright... Cya lata.

P.s. I dont apprecieate the lack of blogging by the way. Just because Zaff has been busy and not able to blog... come on guys! Blog already.. what is this facebook nonsense. Sheesh!

Monday, July 30, 2007

I Think I Finally Figured It Out!!

** Song of the Day: Fergie - Big Girls Dont Cry **

I was sitting here at work eating my lunch and thinking up random things and Teena popped up on MSN. And that made me remember that those guys are moving into my house in a couple months =). I am super excited about that by the way! Cuz now when I go back home next year ... guess where I'm staying!!!!!! lol!!! Yay!!! (makes me kinda emotional ... but I think thats just the wedding stress speaking lol who knows) Anyway and then I started thinking about how they are ganna decorate the place. Which led to painting the rooms... especially Tina who will paint her room a different color. Then I realized ... WHAT THE HECK?! All the houses in pakistan have white walls. And then I thought ... you know how when you see pictures from Pakistan .... they look different and Pakistan like. Even if you take these pictures yourself ... they turn out Pakistan like. Well MAYBEEEE its because they use tubelights and have no color on their walls!!!! I've figured it out! I think I have actually figured it out! And honestly I can't think of any other reason to explain the difference in picture quality/lighting. You all know it happens ... but yay!!!! I figured it out!!! If you dont believe me... check it out!:

On the plane:


In Toronto:


In Pakistan:


Seeeee!!!! Oh I'm excited! lol.
Ok c ya lata!!!

Thursday, July 26, 2007

What Now?

** Song of the Day: It Happens - Saira & Zaib **

So Harry Potter is out! YAY!!!!!

All of us went midnight and got our books. All excited we all went to Momins place for our 'Shut Up And Read Harry Potter' party ... and got nowhere lol. Everyone was falling asleep on their faces. Either that or giggling at absolutly nothing. I think it was the sofas making farting noises but thats just me lol. Zaffar and Momin JUST finished. I have not been able to read AT ALL since that night and am only on like page 200 something which is not cool! lol. Reema has actually also finished the book. I think its just Me, Asma and Mohsin left. Dang! Gotta read quick before everyone else is done also. Nooooo!!!! lol.

And one more thing.... lol I came across this picture at the bottom yesterday and remember taking it but dont remember for the life of me what the heck these guys are doing?! lol I know I took the picture for a reason lol. Why is Zaffar trying to beat up Haider and why is Haider acting like hes wet and hanging himself to dry?? lol. You never know with these boys man. You never know.

Anyhow pointless blog comes to an end. I got nothing because I am quite depressed that Obaid Mamoon and them left =( *sniff sniff*. Reema is still here though which is good but still ...

Alright C ya lata!


Friday, July 13, 2007

Bleach Musical???!!!

Oh My God! They have a Bleach musical!!!!!!!! What the F?! lol
Its ofcourse not in english... but I cant believe it exists! (and by the way... I dont think its a good thing that it does lol)
Bleach Musical

Thursday, July 12, 2007

What The F?!

Hi Guys!!!
Today is such a super busy day for me at work. You know ... most times being busy at work is a really good thing but for some reason I have not been getting much sleep so I am super exhausted and falling asleep everywhere. Yesterday I was working on one my my clients databases and I think I fully screwed it up. Which is so not a good thing because they are one of those..."you mess with me and I'll sue you" kinda people. Jerks! lol Anyway so yeah ... not very attentive would be my condition at the moment. I have also realized that my english is not working out very good either for the past couple days. lol I feel like Yoda. Know what I mean??

Anyway so I'm at work and not getting very much time to do anything aside from doing my work and breathing occasionally and Iqbal (who claims to be super busy as well but I think its all a front lol) messages me this YouTube link. Watch these 2 videos ... when I saw them ... the only think that came to mind was "What the F?!" lol!!!!
Enjoy!

Part I


Part II

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Another Madness of the Shadi of Saima

So Saima's shadi has come to an end and Saima has gone off all weepy weepy. And left Ambi and Sophie all weepy weepy as well. But on a happier note..... the shadi was hype!!!! This was the one Tennessee trip that was definetly not relaxing! Which is quite the unusual situation for me and my family. When my sibs and parents get together with those sibs and parents... we sit... watch movies all night... talk ... make spoke ... eat nutrigrain bars and gushers ... rent more movies ... then stay up all night again and watch movies ... then go for drives and hear scary stories.... you know... the height of loungy-ness would be us in Tennessee. lol. Most people dont get that lol. They go to Tennessee and rush rush rush... go out ... shop ... go site seeing ... us?? Heeeeeellllll no!!! I dont think I can ever remember just my family going and actually leave the house minus us going and making our "Jungle Book" in the woods in the back lol!!!! (my dad is too funny) But anyway back on track... this was a super busy super stressfull super exciting super fun trip. Im crazy excited for Saima and Rashid. And even though Saimee was all sad and crying all over the place and not letting me do her makeup ... shes fine shes good ... we know it was all a front Saima ... we know it lol. Anyway .... getting to the real point ...

CONGRATULATIONS SAIMA AND RASHID!!!! WOOOOO!!!!
Luv u! *muaaah*

P.S. My pictures from the shadi are up on my Photobucket so you can check em out there. Ask me if you dont already know where and what that is... if you dont ... shame on you! lol

Thursday, July 05, 2007

What Have YOU Been Smokin ... Answer

** Song of the Day: It Happens - Saira & Zaib Qureshi **

And the answer is . . . NIAGARA FALLS!!!
Creepy isnt it?

Click
here to find out why.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

What Have YOU Been Smokin'?!

** Song of the Day: Rock & Roll Soniyay - KANK **

Alot of you may know the answer to the question I am about to ask but judging from the kind of answers I have recieved from different people ... you might be wrong. . . or right . . . who knows. Lets see though ... So here goes:

What is the honeymoon capital of the world?

I have already recieved the following answers:

Asma
Toronto
Peshawar
(yes ... Asma thinks shes a joker and is not sharing the shit shes been smokin but plans to share it with Iqbal. lol)

Zaffar
Paris
Buenos Ares
(err?! Zaffar is smokin something fierce as well but will never admit to it)

Haider
Paris
Vienna
Niagra Falls

(He wasnt as funny as he usually is ... its very disapointing .. this seriousness of Haiders lol)

Ok ... so far so good ... and by good I mean amusing lol.
Lets see what you got.
Comment away! ;)
(I by the way did not know the answer to this question . . . Iqbal does though lol)

Monday, June 25, 2007

Yay!!!!

My mom came back from Pakistan on Friday. Which is super exciting since I missed her like crazy. But what happened after she got back is what I am blogging about. lol. So mom ... superstar that she is ... lol decided that she will forget her purse at the airport in one of the carts. Now thats not the real big problem. The purse lost is fine. Recoverable. But then the sad thing is ... all my wedding jewelry was in the purse! Oh No!!! lol anyway 4 hours at the airport searching did nothing. Then later the next day some random pakistani dude found it and called us. He apparently worked for the PIA and realized it was shadi jewelry. Yay! He is so invited to the wedding lol. Anyway ... Purse found! Jewelry still there! Superstar!!! lol
Yes I am excited! Wouldnt you be? Come on! =)

Anyway ... I was sitting in my family room watching TV with asma and Zaffar messages me on MSN. Conversation goes like this:

sixth lie says:
smellula


Tink says:
lol what?

sixth lie says:
you smell like the poop

Tink says:
what poop?

sixth lie says:
a fat dude's - one who doesnt have alot of fibre in his diet


Tink says:
lol oh shush. ur just jealous cuz im prettier than u

sixth lie says:
first off - lets back it up a little bit right there

sixth lie says:
you are not prettier than i am

sixth lie says:
you are manlier than i am

sixth lie says:
but not prettier

Tink says:
denial

Tink says:
ur in denial

sixth lie says:
this is momin and Im better looking that the two of you combined

Tink says:
this is asma and i'm better..period..then the three of you combined

sixth lie says:
where the heck are you?

Lol! Figured it was super funny so I'd let you in on it too.
Okey dokey. Watching 'Running Scacred' so gotta go.
C ya later!!!

Friday, June 22, 2007

Thankful

** Song of the Day: ____________ **

Sometimes its so funny when people finally admit to something they have been in denial about for a long long time. lol I just wanted to let the world know that Iqbal has finally admited the fact that he is Dumb and lazy lol

.: iqy :. says:
punk lol


Tink says:
what did i do?


.: iqy :. says:
just feltlikesaying that


Tink says:
did u also notfeellikeputtingspacesinursentences?


.: iqy :. says:
myspacebarisbrokenmaybe


Tink says:
maybeurjustdumbandlazy


.: iqy :. says:
maybe


Aside from that ... mom is comming home today. Which is super exciting =) Sarah will finally be back to her non-mom self again. Thank the lord! lol.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

My 3rd Love!








would just like to say:

Micheal Buble is the most adorable person in the world!!!!
He is super cute in a very goofy and geeky yet goodlooking and classy way. Dont ask me how that works. It just does. And he has the cutest personality EVER!!!

I think I'm in love again! (sorry baby lol)

Pointless - ness

** Song of the Day: Miriam Fares - Waheshini Eah **

You know ... I have something to say ... as pointless this whole Facebook deal is I am surprissed at how crazy people are about it. I mean people tell me that blogging is pointless ... and I fully dissagree with that. There is absolutly nothing pointless about a blog. And I'm sure you can come up with the reasons all by yourself. All you facebook adicts might not agree lol but oh well ... thats why you are Facebook addicts and not bloggers (IQBAL!) lol. Get blogging already people come on! Anyway ... Point is ... Facebooking and Blogging cannot be compared. I dont know why people try because there is nothing in common between the two.

Anyway ... Now that I have that out of my system and now that we I have already brought up the 'things being pointless' topic. I had a couple MSN names on my list that made me giggle. lol

MSN names as follows:
Kirti - Bow Chika Wow Wah................. (lol what the hell is on ur mind woman?!)
Saira - I just jammed my pinky toe...and it hurts. DARN YOU BRICK WALL!!!! (darn the brick wall lol)
Zaib - i like twf.i am your du. ha ha ha !you can not defeat me. zaib your rouler (err??)
Ahmed - People ...... just pay for the grocery bag! (true! true!)
Random - God made coke ... god made pepsi ... god made me one damn sexy (excuse?! lol)

There were lots more but I have no patience lol and I am hungry and its lunch time soooo!
Gatta eat gatta eat!!!
Byee!!!

p.s. Yes I am aware this post was absolutly pointless lol.
p.s. Pictures from the picnic are up on my photobucket. (ask me for info if u dont already have it which u should)
p.s. I am also aware the the more p.s's you add the more 's''s get added to it. I dont like that so I will not be doing such things lol. (get over it Iqbal lol)

Friday, June 08, 2007

I Hear Sss Down Cellar

** Song of the Day: Everything - Michael Buble **

This kid is so cute!!
Check it out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp6h2JlDpzI
(sorry ... couldnt embed it. It wont let me.)

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Hullo =)

** Song of the Day: Maula Mere - Anwer **

So I had an interesting day yesterday. Ok well maybe not interesting ... but maybe you could call it busy. I got woken up at 7:30 am ... by Iqbal. He decided to call me to say hes leaving in 10 min and actually left in 40. Which was not too nice. Since I coulda had that 40 min of sleep after the crazy weekend. Oh! Wait ... Weekend ... I went with dad to Lansing to visit Mansoor and Amina. Which was fun. Took lots of pictures which I obviously dont have with me right now since I am at my lovely work ( not exciting ). So obviously got absolutly no sleep. Yahya mamoon and Tahir Mamoon showed up the next day at night only to leave for home the next day afternoon. lol. Which was quite funny. And ofcourse ... since there was no sleep involved in this weekend trip ... dad was falling alseep on the wheel as was I in the passenger seat. I couldnt keep him up and he couldnt keep me up. Damn So lucky we made it home. I swear.

Anyway ... back on track now ... so I was woken up by Iqbal super early ... then when he picked me up and brought me to work ... I was so busy right off the bat that I didnt even have a chance to eat the food I made Iqbal buy me from Timmy's. Then Me and Iqbal went to Chapters ... where I found and bought a book called "The End of Mr. Y". Seems good so far. quite the strange read though. I like it. But then again. . . Im only on the 40th page. Anyway ... I think I have heard alot about this book so ... I am fully expecting it to be good. I do however need a crazy book to read. A really crazy book. Something absurd but good. You know what I mean? Something that makes you go "what the...!? but dang that was wicked". So any recomendations are welcome. lol Thanks.

So then after I bought that book... I figured I'd make Iqbal hit a grocery store with me to buy some cake mix to make Shabi Mamoons cake. Which I ended up burning a little bit by the way lol. Which sucks but it still tasted wicked. Thank You Betty Crocker! I love you! Then I chilled with my babies. I swear they are the most adorable things ever. My Lishy Pheeshi is as alien as ever but so cute!!!! And my Maan is just always sleeping when I see him but hes so cute!!!! Oh Yeah!! And I bought them these cool thingies that I forgot to take with me cuz the cake distracted me. But oh well. I give them em lata! lol. I still got their toys sittin with me lol. Thanks for taking me around Iqbal!!! *muah*















So Cute!!!!
Alright. This is all I got.
C ya!

Monday, May 28, 2007

I Dont Like You Mommy

** Song of the Day: ......................... **

This is so cute.
Check it out.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Im Back!!

** Song of the Day: Nishaan - Noori **

Hi guys!!
I'm finally back from my Chief Burger eating ... mango milkshake drinking ... Chadar wearing ... Chai drinking ... gup shupping ... compound walking ... speed scrabble playing Pakistan trip! I had crazy fun. We did absolutly nothing ... which is one of the usual happening things in Peshawar. Me, Tina, Momi, Mona, Tauseef and Haider went to eat Chief every chance we got ... and while we were at it ... Milkshake drinking wasnt very far off on that list of Shananigans. My little Nunnu's are all grown up now. Even my Hashim. And Aleena ... Dang that child is cute. She is such a scary baby. She cries all the time. Kinda reminded me of my baby Umo. Who is also scary. lol. But she is so cute. She looks completly exactly like Gulbhai ... and then at the same time she looks completly exactly like Zainab. It is quite strange. My nanna Ibber is another different story. The boy is super photogenic. . . . . So is Aiman. But she just refuses to speak. Haider is in complete and total Aiman withdrawl. She clung to him the whole time we were there. It was kinda cute. And then theres Sheri and Ahmed. Those two kids are quite the cartoons. More so because all they do is watch cartoons. Everything that comes out of their mouth has something or another to do with some cartoon. Saad included. lol. It is quite amusing actually. lol. And Then there is Fiza and Hooriya and Mr. Dughal. Fiza is as cute as ever. Hooriya is as talkative as ever. And I actually this time around talked to Dani (found out some secrets lol. Which I still need some details on mister!). Oh and I have also realized one thing. Next time I need something from Pakistan... guess who is shopping for me .... MOMI!!!! lol. The girl likes the stuff I like. Literally ... exactly. It is quite creepy in lots of ways but hay ... thats a good thing lol. Speaking of creepy ... you know what is creepy ... Tauseef. He actually acts like a doctor. lol. The boy is a dentist ... but everyone is always asking him stuff... and he answers. lol. I guess it all comes from living in the same house as Uncle lol. But hay ... the boy has impressed quite a few people lol. Its really cute lol. Because its Tauseef we are talking about. Tauseef! lol. Right Sophie?? lol.

Oh and by the way everyone ... My quilt is in the making. Work in progress! FINALLY! Yay!!!!
Now all you Canada / US / Dubai folks gotta get a move on. Ima give you the thingy ... and you do your thing on it and quicktime give it back to me so I can get it made before this whole shadi shindig. If you know what I mean.

I have pictures ... lots of pictures ... but you will have to come over to see them. lol Suckers. I will put em up here too. But that will happen when I get a chance. When I get home.

I miss all of you guys in Pakistan!!! Thanks for everything guys!!! *muaaaah*
especially Seef ... for twisting my arm and making me cry ... jerk lol (hehehe just joking. U know i luv u) ... and Momi ... for bugging the crap out of me ... You know what im refering to (shoes). Punk! lol. And Gulbhai for making my whole face orange!!!!!! lol!!
Dont worry. I'll be back next year to get all of you back. You guys just wait. lol.

Alright... thats all I got.
I'M HOME!!!!!!!! =)

p.s. The lack of Jhoola tree was quite the depressing experience *sniff sniff*
p.s. I also miss my mom
p.s. I also missed Iqbal while I was there. (There ... I mentioned you... crybaby! lol 'muah')

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Yaaaar!!!

** Song of the Day: Something by R.Kelly **

Man! I am quite dissapointed with the lack of commenting on my blog. Lol. All of you read it. You know who you people are but then you msn me a reply or a comment instead lol. From now on ... when I get an msn comment ... I'm putting that in the comments. Sheesh! lol.
Comment people! Comment! lol

Monday, April 16, 2007

And The Countdown Begins!

** Song of the Day: Aik Do Teen **

3 more days left and I am neither ready to go nor packed.
You know ... Pakistan trips are alot of work. Require such crazy pre-preperation before you can first of all start packing ... then crazier when you start packing ... then crazier when you finish packing and have to try and make do for the rest of the days cuz you packed all the daily use stuff lol. Thank god I am not at that point yet ... even though I have done some packing. Haider on the other hand ... has one pair of socks in his suitcase. And maybe some deoderant. lol. Hes not getting very far with his packing. lol! Mr. fashion model needs to ... wear his clothes ... and cant afford to pack some of em ... cuz then he will lack in "style" lol. If he sets up a garage sale... or some sort of sale ... his whole wardrobe .... will probably make him enuf money to pay off a house. Especially his shoes. lol!

I am once again going to miss my birthday. Well not so much miss ... but I wont be here in TO for it. Those guys threw me a crazy party last year in Pakistan. Super fun. I got clothes lol. Which I can never refuse. I guess that really did make up for the horrible piece of crap birthday outing I had here in TO. I cringe still when I think back to that day. *shudder* For the life of me I cant understand why no one saved me that day. IQBAL! *shudder*

Anyway ... speaking of Iqbal ......... *sigh* =) so cute.

ANYWAY!! lol. So I'm going to Pakistan for a month. So I decided to get all my bills in order so It dosnt cause me ruckus later when I come back. I call Fido for my cell phone bill:
Fido: Your bill is 367$
Me: What?! How is that even possible
Fido: Well thats what it says.
Me: Thats wrong. Fix it.
Fido: It says that you bought a handset
Me: Yes and returned it fool! Fix it!
Fido: You will have to pay the 169 fido dollars that you used
Me: What? why would I have to pay the amount of fido dollars I used ... and then didnt use for a handset I returned. And its not cash u idiot... its fido dollars.
Fido: sorry maam you will have to pay the full amount
Me: dont u ever call me maam again
Fido: I apologize ..... um.... Miss Quueeerr....Qurrrrsssh ... Miss.....Ms. .... Maam
Me: Ok thats it! Give me accounts recivable!
Fido: Ok

Then I went on for another hour. And then after switching between 5 different reps. I get to this one morrocan guy:

Me: Ok so whats going on. explain
Him: Well let me see ... um... wait a min! What the hell?! Hold on.
Me: ...... *waiting*
Him: So im fixing your bill. theres a huge mistake on it. Hold on.
Me: Ok
Him: So your correct balance is ..... $20.75
Me: what?! 120??
Him: No Miss ... 20 ... you know... 5 ... 10 ... 20
Me: oh so u mean in addition to my base plan. i get it.
Him: Nope. Just 20. Flat. ur bill will be $20.75
Me: so my statement will say ... amount due ... $20.75?
Him: Yes
Me: um.... and this will not bite me in the ass?
Him: Nope
Me: repeat it to me again.
Him: the total balance on your account due is 20.75 and this will appear as the amount due on your bill for the month.

How this happened is beyond me. The man saved me money. frig! Its nuts! He was a nice guy. His name started with an H. Thats all I can remember.
Made my day.
Thank you fido guy whos name starts with an H. *muah*

Also I would like to say ... even though this is an old picture ... this is by far the most people I have fit into a picture I am taking myself. Im impressed. I love my camera! lol (nazar-e-bad door aaaakkhhhh thooo! lol)



Alright. Im done.
Byee

Thursday, April 05, 2007

=( *cheeeeeseeee! *

** Song of the Day: I'm Here Without You Baby - 3 Doors Down **

Hi Guys,
So since I feel like shit today and am super depressed ... I figured I'd make you laugh.
I got a couple videos for you. Old ... but freakin funny.
Check it out...

I think this is old but funny every time you watch it.
lol



Hahaha And here is Britney being the fool that she is.
Watch the whole thing... especially the last 30 seconds lol! Freakin Hillarious!!

Oh and by the way ... shes stoned.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Shoot Me In The Head

* Song of the Day: Linkin Park - What I've Done *

So Mummy has been out of commission over the past 3 days and me and Amina have been bustin out butts to make her comfy. So because of the lack of rest ... strange things are starting to happen to me. lol.

I for one yesterday fell asleep on the sofa when there were people over. I never do that. Ever! Especially in the middle of the day or... I should say ... afternoon.

Oh Yeah and the night before ... I was so tired ... we were all watching a movie ... I fell asleep watching it ... then I went upstairs to sleep at like 4 30 am or something and left zaffar to do his thing. Lamp was on. I was too tired to pick up my hand and turn it off. I thought I did ... but I guess I didnt but then I usually wake up in 5 min and turn it off if I fall asleep ... but nooooo ... I woke up at 8 30 in the morning ... still in the same position .. thinking the same thing I guess I fell asleep thinking. Anyway ... turned off the light. And went to bed. And was woken up by Mansoor in the morning without fail. Grrr!!

Then this morning ... I now have no patience for anyone or anything. I want to sleep and I am too exhausted to do so. Anyway woke up ... I have never felt like shooting myself in the head before ... but I did today. I have also never ever in my life ever! ... had to do my makeup for longer than 2 min and only once ... ever ... in my whole entire life. I was so tired today that I did my makeup ... screwed up ... did it again ... screwed up ... woke up haider .... did it again ....he came in saying "take the car" .... um!!! Hell freakin no! Im too tired to even do my makeup ... forget driving. Unless I wanna kill myself. Anyway ... taxi it is. Didnt have the patince to deal with Haiders excuses. Then as soon as I was almost done my makeup .... The doorbell rang and I messed up my eyeliner!! AAAAhhh!!! Forget it! So I wiped my face ... got in the freakin cab. The taxi driver was such a retard it was pissing me off. He was driving ant speed. Then he didnt know directions ... then he took the wrong way and got stuck behind a train. Then turned into the wrong building parking lot. Uh! And on top of that he expected me to pay him the 30$! Oh heck no! I gave him his freakin 18$ and got out of the car. Jerk!

And now I'm at work. I look like shit. Everyone keeps asking me why I look like I'm dying. And why I look so tired. And I dont wanna say why so I shut up and smile and try to look non Die-ish. But my eyes are super pink and puffy so that dosnt help.

Anyhow ... thats that for now ... On a different note ...
I heard the brand new Linkin Park song this morning .... Not too too impressed. I guess it grows on you. I know it will on me. Its a good song ... just expected more from them I guess. Its all good. (song name is up above by the way)

Lata! *muah*

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Here It Goes Again!

Have you guys ever watched a movie ... and get so involved in it that you cant stop thinking about it ... and when your done watching it ... you want to go back and watch it all over again. And its not like this movie has anything to do with anything going on in your life. Nothing you can relate to ... but you still feel that way about it. And no matter how many times you watch it or dont watch it for a long time and then watch it again ... it all comes back exactly the same way it did the first time....... And even if you sit there and watch 5 min of it ... or a scene from it from the middle of the movie ... you get all gushy inside.......

Well ... Yeah ... Rent does that to me. lol. Every damn time! I'm a super big musical / broadway person. I mean I can't act for shit. Everyone knows that. I could I'm sure if I tried but I don't so I cant. lol. But I still love my musicals and broadway shows and plays. Whether it be a big production or one of those small low budget ones. Doesn't matter ... If I could act ... and given the chance ... I would jump up on that stage any day. Its a rush just watching those guys ... Just because I would like to be one of them ... Just be up there .... you know?? But unfortunatly I can't act lol. Oh well ... I love em anyway and I watch em like they a part of my life.

Now Rent ... I know alot of people say that the movie sucks because it takes away from the original musical and its not the same and was not done the same way. But guys ... to be honest ... its the exact same cast as the original musical. And it WAS good. I can't stop watching it. After I think almost a year ... I felt like listning to the songs and I went to my iPod and nope!!! My songs are all missing ... the rent ones I mean. So I went to this website that has them all streaming. And then I thought maybe youtube has something. So I went there and saw a 2 min clip and I swear to god!!! I was freakin tearing sitting here in the office. lol. Im a dork ... Yes I know. Shit. But then I found other Rent stuff which I figured I'll watch and now all of a sudden after such a long time ... I am once again in Rent mode.

My task for today .... Go home ... do whatever I gotta do with mom and dad and Haider. Then watch Smallville and then watch Rent. I refuse to go to bed without watching Rent today. Thank the lord I didnt give it to Iqbal to watch ... He woulda still had it and I wouldnt and wouldnt have been able to watch it cuz he wouldnt have given it back to me. That meanie! lol.

Okey Dokey!
Im gone! *muah*


525,600 minutes,
525,000 moments so dear.
525,600 minutes - how do you measure, measure a year?
In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee.
In inches, in miles, in laughter, in strife.
In 525,600 minutes - how do you measure a year in the life?
How about love?
How about love?
How about love?
Measure in love.
Seasons of love.

525,600 minutes!
525,000 journeys to plan.
525,600 minutes - how can you measure the life of a woman or man?

In truths that she learned,
or in times that he cried.
In bridges he burned,
or the way that she died.

It’s time now to sing out,
tho the story never ends
let's celebrate remember a year in the life of friends.
Remember the love!
Remember the love!
Remember the love!
Measure in love.
Seasons of love!
Seasons of love

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Shadi Log & Dont U Just Luv Em

** Song of the Day:
Mama told meeeeee
dont be talking to no strangaaaaa
dont be talking to no strangaaaaa

strangaaaaa is dangaaaaaaa **

Hi Guys

Lol... Sometimes I wonder about these indian movie songs.
I mean ... sure they are catchy and sound good after you listen to them a few times and then you go ahead and try to sing it properly but end up singing it in an accent as dipper and brown as it can ever be. Like the song above. I have been singing that song all day ... in a thick accent in my head. What can I say ... I am one of them... its actually fun....

Try it. No really! Try it. lol

So I have started to pack. You know ... to move ... It is quite depressing guys. I started to pack only because I came home one day and saw 5 suitcases sitting at my enterance. lol. No my parents are not kicking me out of the house! They were new. And orange ... which was actually really exciting. lol. Which is also quite tragic as well. hehe. Anyway ... so as you have already figured ... the new suitcases are for me to pack my stuff into and for Pakistan. (no they are not all for me. sheezez). I started to go through my stuff and I realized I have alot of things ... mostly useless things but I still do own a lot man! Now what to pack and what not to pack is another whole different situation on its own. I am still only working on clothes. Not to mention desi clothes. That is a pain in the butt since I have to take some of it to pakistan to wear there and throw away once I leave. I donno ... its so complicated this whole situation. I almost feel like im getting kicked out of my house sometimes. I hear mom saying things like... "I packed sarahs such and such today" ... Im depressed man. *sniff sniff* And on top of it all.... Anwer Uncle today at work comes into my office and takes a marker ... and goes to my whiteboard and makes a bullet. And asks me how many days are left for me to get married. Made me calculate and then wrote it down on the board. And is also planning on counting down every day. *sigh* Yeah ... Im depressed. I didnt think getting married would be so stressfull. I know Iqbal is probably like ... 'oh stop complaining... shit' ... but he really has no clue man. Im moving out of my house!!!!! =( *sniff sniff* Every time I think... 'Hay I havnt put up my swing yet' ... or ... 'This really needs to change in my room' ... those thoughts are followed by ... 'Why bother ... I'm moving in 6 months' ... which is then followed by super sadness ... which is then followed by anxiety ... and then exhaustion and then depression. And then Iqbal sometimes wonders why I am so emotional. Sheesh! Im not emotional man! Im not girly! What is happening to me!?! BUT BUT BUT!!! On a more positive side to it ... Iqbal is a sweetie and if it was someone else and not him ... I woulda probably had a nervous breakdown already lol. So Im super excited and happy but sad but happy but depressed but still super duper happy.

Aaaand now I'm ganna get all teary if I dont shut the hell up ... so Im ganna go.
*muah*

Monday, March 26, 2007

Lime Green KIA

Hehehe - I love this kid!
Go Bobby J! Wooo! lol

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Unnecessary Blog Urge





* Song of the Day: I'm a Little Teapot *

Hi Guys!
And no I am not up to anything

Friday, March 16, 2007

*giggle* This Is Funny





I was looking up Islamic baby boy names for a friend and came across something freakin hilarious. Check it out:

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Was she crazy?

* Song of the Day: Aint No Mountain High - Marvin Gaye *

3:45 pm - I look at the time and decide I need to get chai before the cafe downstairs closes.
3:47 pm - I'm standing at the elevator waiting. Elevator door opens. No up/down lights come on. An old lady is in there.
Conversation begins
Me: Is this elevator going down or up?
Lady: up ... no... down ... um... wait no... aaa.... up!. No! I donno just get in!

3:48 - I get in the elevator and elevator starts to go up!! (grrr). Elevator doors open on 5th floor.
Lady: Lets make this go down now.
Me: um... ok. (super creeped out)

3:49 - Elevator opens on the 4th floor.
Lady: I have to get off here. No wait ... Yes!. Wait no I dont. um... Yes... Nooo ... I donno!
Me: Are you okay?
Lady: Yes I'm fine ... Actually no ... um... yeah ... well.... maybe. I donno!
Me: *sigh*

3:50 - I get off on the 3rd floor super fed up and exhausted from this whole situation.
3:54 - Make it downstairs to the cafe.
3:55 - Dig into my pocket for my loonie. Nothing!
Me: Uh! What the heck happened to my Loonie!!!!
Cafe Lady: Don't worry about it.
Me: Aww thank you. Ill pay you back tomorrow morning I promise.

4:00 - walk out of cafe. Cafe closes. Hit the elevator button.
4:01 - Elevator arives. Lady still in elevator!!!
Me: *look at lady*
Lady: *smiles ... then gets serious*
Me: *sigh*

4:02 - Take the stairs!

Friday, March 09, 2007

R.I.P Jhoola *sniff sniff*

Today my friends is a very sad day for all Peshawar born or raised Qureshi's who have had the privlige of spending hours under the very amazing yet old Toot tree and have spent many fun times swinging on the one and only Jhoola. This blog post is dedicated to that Toot tree and Jhoola that is no longer with us today. It saddens me when I think about going back to Pakistan and not being able to walk down to the tree and sit on the swing. I just wanted to say that ... Toot tree and Jhoola .... We will miss you! *muah*
R.I.P

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Pizza Pizza My A**!

* Song of the Day: Bother - Stone Sour *

You guys will not believe what happened to me yesterday.
So Iqbal ... the super nice guy that he is ... dropped me home from work. Now I have people living in my basement rite ... and they park on the driveway too ... and its their job to shovel ... which they have not ... and it pisses the sh*t out of me. (they are ganna get it from me now ... really!) Anyway so I get out of the car and Iqbal drives away (which is not normal) and I slip and almost fall on my face but save myself. Then I take another couple steps and slip again and almost break my face but save myself again. And then as soon as I get my balance ... I fall on my butt. Now I'm in pain. Anyway so I make it inside and I dont remember what I did .... oh yeah I watched 'Wife Swap' lol. So Now Heros is about to start and Im in super pain and I want to eat because I just want to relax. I call Pizza Pizza and order those Pizza Pocket thingies whatever they are called now (the amount of times they have changed the name of those thing is stupid lol) Anyway so I order and I also order by default and without fail my garlic sauces. I sit down and start to watch my shows since I am in pain and just need to RELAX. The Pizza Pizza guy shows up. Gives me my stuff ... but forgets the dipping sauces. So I call them up and tell them that Im missing em and to put them on my account as a credit cuz I dont want the dude to come back. Anyway ... So now I think ok .. I'm done and now I can peacefully eat and watch my tv shows ... Heros to be exact. But nooooo! I get a phone call .... "Hi this is Pizza Pizza ... I just want to confirm that you put out a complaint" ... "Yes I guess I did" ... "ok just checking... thanks for your time" ... what the hell??! Ok fine... done. Nooooo! Ofcourse its not done! I get a call from the fool that delivered. "Hi I just delivered. im sorry... i did this already 3 times this week and if this happens again im fired. please call them and take the complaint back." Now this is during Heros by the way. So now I am pissed! But Okay... Fine. So I call them and tell them the whole deal. Done rite? Nope! I get a call back from them saying "oh we are calling to confirm...." blah blah blah! Shit leave me alone already! Anyway so thats done... and NOW I'm like... ok maybe now I can watch my show. The door bell rings. The dude is at the door and hes like ... Please call them heres the sauces please call them! Shit. Anyway get rid of him. And this is now 11:35 pm. The guys manager calls!!! What the f**k?! What the hell is wrong with these people! Anyway he has the nerve to ask me if its ganna be an inconvenience for me to call AGAIN. Oh F**k that! lol I told him to get lost and leave me the hell alone.
I missed both my shows. I didnt get any peace or rest. Now my back is hurting.
Sheezez!